Would Jesus be politically correct?

By Cindy Jury

If Jesus were to come to town today, would he drive or walk? If he did not walk, would he take the bus or have a car? If he had a car, what kind would he have? Can you picture Jesus in a convertible? Would he have a limo to fit in the 12 disciples, or a VW van? Would he go to McDonalds? If he went to Mc Donalds, would he go in or go through the drive-through? What would he order? Would Jesus super-size it? Would he eat the bread or be on a low-carb diet? Would Jesus be heavier if he drove instead of walked? If he did gain weight, would he go to the gym to work out?

If Jesus were here, would you invite him to dinner? If you invited him for dinner, would he bring wine or flowers? If Jesus brought wine, would it be non-alcoholic or the real stuff? What would you fix Jesus for dinner? Or would Jesus fix dinner for you? If you did not have any food, would he perform a miracle? What kind of jokes would Jesus tell? What kind of jokes wouldn't you tell? What would ya'all talk about? If you had problems, would you share them with him? Would you be yourself? When hot topics came up, would Jesus be politically correct? If Jesus was not politically correct and disagreed, would those he disagreed with see that he loves them? Would Jesus use the non-fat dressing with his salad or the regular? Would Jesus have dessert? Would Jesus eat chocolate? If Jesus showed you the nail marks on his hands, would you cry? Would you ask him to forgive you? When Jesus forgave you (if you asked), would he cry? If you did not ask, would he cry? Would he laugh and hug you if you chose his forgiveness? Would ya'all dance? If you danced, would it be joyful jumping up and down or disco? When dinner was over, would you invite him to stay? If he said he had to go, but asked would you follow him, would you?